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To lighten things up a little

Posted by Jim Hammill 
To lighten things up a little
October 18, 2003 01:49AM
<HTML>A little something to lighten things up.

Why does a Chicken coop only have two doors ?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.</HTML>
Re: To lighten things up a little
October 18, 2003 08:13PM
<HTML>Why do they call a weather vane a weather cock?

Regards
Bud A</HTML>



buda
Re: To lighten things up a little
October 18, 2003 08:23PM
<HTML>Why, Bud?</HTML>
Re: To lighten things up a little
October 18, 2003 09:25PM
<HTML>Here the story about the blonde who called a paintless dent repair tech to get an estimate on removing some hail damage dents on the hood; top and rear deck of her Beatle?

He quoted her about $200 for the entire vehicle.

She was astonished that it would cost that much and complained to him about his high prices.

Irritated he told her that she could go it herself.

Puzzled, she asked, "How?"

"Simple," he said. "When you get home, just go to the rear of the car and blow as hard as you can in the tailpipe and this will cause the dents to pop out."

Excited, the blonde drove him and as fast as she could, parked the car in the driveway and got out and went to the rear and started blowing as hard as she could.

At about the same time, her "blonde" room mate came home and asked her what in the world she was doing. She explained what the PDR tech had told her.

Disgustedly, the blonde room mate looked at her and said, "Look stupid that is not going to work, the windows in your car aren't rolled up."

Well got to go outside now and finish cutting up the hemlock tree that fell down in a wind storm.

Regards
buda</HTML>



buda
Re: To lighten things up a little
October 18, 2003 10:27PM
<HTML>Oh man that was a good one. Can I use that on my website??

What's the punchline for the vane & cock joke?</HTML>



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Brian
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