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Car Hobby
Date: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 15:57:20 -0800
From: Osric B****
Organization: HR TEXTRON
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: Paul Pollock
Subject: Re: paul's life
Paul Pollock wrote:
>
> >Anybody who's e-mail address is "web-cars" has a serious problem and
> >should consider taking up a religion. there's got to be something out
> >there divine for your car crazy ass besides cars cars cars!
> >
> >why don't you write a book about kids.
> >
> >osric
>
> Osric:
>
> I don't know what you are talking about. I do have a life without cars.
> Just the other day I bought my wife a CARd and a pink CARnation for
> Valentines' day. I then got real CARried away and took her to dinner, where
> I ordered the fish special, which was blackened CARp (because it is low in
> CARbohydrates, which is good, as I don't want to have any CARdiac problems)
> and a CARafe of wine. I was so impressed I did CARtwheels right in the
> middle of the restaurant. For dessert I had a CARamel Sundae and she had a
> CARrot cake. We discussed a trip to the CARibbean (Having decided not to
> visit North CARolina) but decided to buy new CARpet instead. Or possibly a
> CARbine rifle.
>
> So what's your point?
>
> No Surrender,
>
> Paul
Paul that was great!!! I showed your letter to Jerry, Pat & others and
everybody laugh their ass off!!! I WILL BE BACK!!!
Repent from cars
Osric
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