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- How to identify the driver's home Complete with the stereotypes that made this country great.
- If Microsoft Built Cars Mostly of value to computer geeks. Or computer geek wanna-bes.
- Bumper Sticker Collection Almost as useless as a game of Trivia Persuit.
- An email exchange I had with a former co-worker who thought my car hobby was a little bit crazy.
- We all know that FIAT = "Fix It Again Tony" or FORD = "Found On Road Dead", but we bet you don't know at least some of these car acronyms.
- A Lame Car Joke. You be the judge.
- You are what you drive. A great collection of automobile stereotypes.
- "I pay your salary!" and other things NOT to say to a cop if you get pulled over. Another public service from your friends at WebCars!
- Are you a racer? Otherwise entitled "The truth hurts"
- The truth about car ads.. Secrets that even Consumer Reports doesn't know.
- Oil Changing instructions.
- What's worse than . . .
"What's Worse Than ..."
A Pyromaniac In A Blazer?A barber in a Seville
A seamstress in a Dart
An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim
A construction worker in a Bobcat
A creature in a black Laguna
A theater manager in a Marquis
An astronomer in an Eclipse
An exterminator in a Beetle
A call-girl in an Escort
A spiritualist in an Aurora
A proctologist in a Probe
A proctologist in a Ram
An orator in a Civic
A country singer in a Neon
A reporter in a S'Coupe
A Good Humor man in a S'Coupe
An orchestra conductor in a Prelude
A classical musician in a Sonata
A customs inspector in a Passport
A dog trainer in a Rover
A jeweler in a Topaz
A band leader in a Tempo
A gentleman in a Gallant
A Bullfighter in a Matador
A mother-in-law in a Barracuda
An electrician in a Charger
A snake handler in a Viper
A second-story man in a Prowler
A car thief in a Jimmy
A lepidopterist in a Monarch
Barbie in a Malibu
Sgt. Preston in a Yukon
Queen Elizabeth in a Regal
Prince Rainier in a Monaco
Princess Stephanie in a Riviera
Prince Charles in a Regency
Joan Collins in a Dynasty
(Hillary Clinton in a Park Avenue?)
Jim Garner in a Maverick
Kato in a green Hornet
Nixon in a Checker
Kissinger in a Diplomat
Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta
Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner
Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit
Miss Muffet in a Spyder
Charles Lindberg in an Intrepid
Christopher Columbus in a Voyager
Blackbeard in a Corsair
Russell Means in a Dakota
Tonto in a Cherokee
Dorothy in a Syclone
Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning
Carl Sagan in a Nova
Bruce Lee in a Sidekick
Oscar De la Hoya in a Challenger
John Mellencamp in a Cougar
Wonder Woman in a gold Lariat
Edmund Halley in a Comet
Public-TV yoga instructor Lillias in a Lotus
Rosie O'Donnel and Charlton Heston in a Colt
Yassir Arafat and Menahim Begin in an Accord
Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura
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